a drop of blood in a bowl of milk

lmao when I go into interviews and they ask me “why do you think you would be a good fit for this job” and I just want to look them right in the eye and say BC I AM SO DESPERATE FOR A JOB I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU ASK ME TO DO MY BANK ACCOUNT IS RUNNING OUT DEAR LORD JUST HIRE ME PLZ

(Source: 24ribs, via ohcardigan)

fuckyeahcats:

My beautiful cat, Sasha. <3
More cat pictures at: dailylifeoftuckerandsasha

fuckyeahcats:

My beautiful cat, Sasha. <3

More cat pictures at: 

(Source: nereiids, via ohcardigan)

(Source: fig-ure-s, via ohcardigan)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via tyleroakley)

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my own artwork tattooed on my lower under side of my arm, by Joel Martin at Black and Blue Tattoo. 3 years ago. tattoo is 2 years old in photo.

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my own artwork tattooed on my lower under side of my arm, by Joel Martin at Black and Blue Tattoo. 3 years ago. tattoo is 2 years old in photo.

dapperzack:

chromeofficial:

The year is 3000 AD. Each student must memorize a piece of ancient poetry. A student finishes reciting Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” The class applauds. Next up is Timothy with “Gangnam Style.”

Up next, Ashley presents “Year 3000” and leads a class discussion on the differences between what ancient people thought the future would be like and what actually happened.

(via kaileighmarie)

tastefullyoffensive:

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