lmao when I go into interviews and they ask me “why do you think you would be a good fit for this job” and I just want to look them right in the eye and say BC I AM SO DESPERATE FOR A JOB I WILL DO WHATEVER YOU ASK ME TO DO MY BANK ACCOUNT IS RUNNING OUT DEAR LORD JUST HIRE ME PLZ
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
The year is 3000 AD. Each student must memorize a piece of ancient poetry. A student finishes reciting Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” The class applauds. Next up is Timothy with “Gangnam Style.”
Up next, Ashley presents “Year 3000” and leads a class discussion on the differences between what ancient people thought the future would be like and what actually happened.